Panther D
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Just like that, I’m terrified of birds.
is it bad that i just laughed my fucking ass off?
i wonder if @kingsleyyy still doesnt like birds
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OH MY GOD
WHAT
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
omg DEAD
WHAT IS THIS
he’s back.
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i seriously was thinkin bout that earlier. We da only decade that r truely all big ass kids LMAOOO
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
BEST PUNS EVER.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
Tumblr people are hilarious
“Dont you die on me you bread sonofabitch! CLEAR!!!!” Zap
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